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Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily


Friday's quote
"Every situation has an appropriate tool, but sometimes all you have on hand is a hammer."
- Marcel Carpenter, 1543 B.C.

Saturday's quote
"If I hated everything that didn't work correctly, I'd have nothing in the world to like."
- Ethan Pollack, 2002 B.C.

Sunday's quote
"The prettier the flower, the more bees it attracts, so love the ugly flowers."
- Beth Mulahn, 1823 B.C.
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The bigger they are, the harder they... something
2012-02-10
Remove R Comic, by Gary Marks:The bigger they are, the harder they... something Dialog: Fluffer, get me a sandwich! Wait.. what? Ew! No... I meant... Intern! Get me a sandwich! Panel 1 Caption: The TV network toyed with several ideas on how to compete for the eight o'clock time slot, before coming to a decision. Panel 2 Mr. Jake B. Zillionare III: Oh wow! That stock actually paid off! I'm a Bazillionair! I quit! Caption: The biggest Financial Gainer! Panel 3 TV: Next up, The Strifes of Life! Bill and Bob: NOOOOO! Bill: Change the channel! Bob: No, you fool! Bending forward will burn a calorie! Panel 4 Caption: The Biggest! Star of the show John Longfinger: FLUFFER!!! TV exec Sally: Right then. Reruns it is.


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comic dialog: Fluffer, get me a sandwich! Wait.. what? Ew! No... I meant... Intern! Get me a sandwich!

Panel 1
Caption: The TV network toyed with several ideas on how to compete for the eight o'clock time slot, before coming to a decision.
Panel 2
Mr. Jake B. Zillionare III: Oh wow! That stock actually paid off! I'm a Bazillionair! I quit!
Caption: The biggest Financial Gainer!
Panel 3
TV: Next up, The Strifes of Life!
Bill and Bob: NOOOOO!
Bill: Change the channel!
Bob: No, you fool! Bending forward will burn a calorie!
Panel 4
Caption: The Biggest!
Star of the show John Longfinger: FLUFFER!!!
TV exec Sally: Right then. Reruns it is.
  
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Gary
Sorry, I've been busy lately, so no real comment, but here, enjoy a link. The link.

Also I blame today's comic in it being number one sixty-nine.
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